Kryten - I never had a mum

Holly -  I never had a mum either.

Rimmer - Well you can all have mine, everyone else did!

Holly - Why didn't you have a mum?

Lister - I was abandoned. Six weeks old. Some cardboardbox underneath a pooltable in this pub.

Kryten - How could anybody do that?

Lister - I never found out. Never

Rimmer - Well id have thought it was obvious. Two people, unable to contain their desire, had an illicit liason.
A liason that an unforgiven society would not accept.

And you were the fruit of their forbidden passion. Youre forbidden passionfruit.

Lister - What are you saying?

Rimmer - I'm saying, Lister, that it's possible that your parents were brother and sister.

Lister - Hey! I'm baring my innermost here! What kind of remark is that?

Rimmer - How many toes have you got?

Lister - Ive got ten!

Cat - Yeah, on both feet!

Lister - Altogether!

Kryten - They're not webbed, are they?

Lister - They weren't related, all right?